In Dog Years I'm Dead Baby Tee

IN DOG YEARS I’M DEAD baby tee because emotionally I’m somewhere between 200 and “please don’t talk to me.”

Made for anyone whose relationship with time is vague at best and whose energy levels are permanently set to “barely functional but still hot.” This fitted baby tee serves ironic burnout-core energy with a bold statement graphic that’s equal parts funny, existential, and deeply relatable in a chronically tired world.

Perfect for everyday wear, canceling plans you never intended to go to, coffee runs that feel like quests, lying down immediately after standing up, overthinking everything, and romanticizing the concept of rest.

Style it with low-rise jeans, cargos, mini skirts, or an oversized hoodie for that effortlessly exhausted Y2K aesthetic.

♡ slim baby tee fit
♡ soft stretch cotton
♡ cropped length
♡ bold statement print
♡ Y2K / burnout-core / internet humor aesthetic
♡ for people who are technically alive but spiritually buffering

Warning: may cause sudden acceptance of chaos, increased naps, and the realization that “doing your best” is very subjective.

All measurements in cm