If You're Rich I'm Single Baby Tee

IF YOU’RE RICH I’M SINGLE baby tee because love is nice, but liquidity is nicer.

Made for anyone who doesn’t believe in “meant to be” unless it comes with a luxury lifestyle attached. This fitted baby tee serves unapologetic money-minded humor with a bold statement graphic that’s equal parts flirty, ironic, and brutally honest about modern dating economics.

Perfect for everyday wear, coffee dates with hidden agendas, manifesting eras, soft-launching standards, ignoring broke behavior politely, and walking through life with upgraded expectations.

Style it with low-rise jeans, cargos, mini skirts, or an oversized hoodie for that effortlessly gold-digger-coded Y2K aesthetic (with consent and humor).

♡ slim baby tee fit
♡ soft stretch cotton
♡ cropped length
♡ bold statement print
♡ Y2K / money-core / dating satire aesthetic
♡ for people who are emotionally available… but financially selective

Warning: may cause improved standards, selective attention, and sudden clarity about what “effort” should actually look like.

All measurements in cm